Pablo's Foolproof Method* for Waking Owner up to be Fed:
Tactic #1: Find any important documents left on desk and proceed to chew and tear to shreds.
Tactic #2: Create more noise by knocking valuable items off of dresser, desk, nightstand, ect.
Tactic #3: Sit close to owners face and paw at them until they respond.
*Should any of these tactics result in your being tossed from the bedroom, simply cry and scratch at the door relentlessly until owner gives in.
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